An idea of great merit! While we are alive we should sit among colored lights and taste good wines, and… — Jack Vance

“The idea has the virtue of simplicity,” said Nai the Hever gravely. “I confess that it had not occurred to me. I am always reluctant to pull on strings until I learn where they lead and to what they are attached.”

I see that you will make a competent inspector after all. You have a natural bent for subterfuge and deceit.

Experience is the only source of wisdom: by which I mean, the competent conduct of life.