The first item was fighting under the name ‘Crostini of Mealed Tarroce, with Benatore Potatoes’ and weighed… — Hugh Laurie

The first item was fighting under the name ‘Crostini of Mealed Tarroce, with Benatore Potatoes’ and weighed in at an impressive twelve pounds sixty-five. The Ralph Lauren blonde came over and asked me if I needed any help with the menu, and I asked her to explain what potatoes were. She didn’t laugh.

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