No matter how happily a woman may be married, it always pleases her to discover that there is a nice man who… — H.L. Mencken

Theology — An effort to explain the unknowable by putting it into terms of the not worth knowing.

Jury — A group of twelve men who, having lied to the judge about their hearing, health and business engagements, have failed to fool him.

When women kiss, it always reminds one of prize-fighters shaking hands.