Ah-ah-ah-ah-ow-ow-oo-oo!!! I ain't dirty: I washed me face and hands afore I come, I did! — George Bernard Shaw

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.

The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it.

Time enough to think of the future when you haven't any future to think of.