The English have no respect for their language, and will not teach their children to speak it. — George Bernard Shaw

What is life but a series of inspired follies? The difficulty is to find them to do. Never lose a chance: it doesn't come every day.

Time enough to think of the future when you haven't any future to think of.

Women upset everything. When you let them into your life, you find that the woman is driving at one thing and you're driving at another.