“Funny,” he intoned funereally, “how just when you think life can’t possibly get any worse it suddenly does.” — Douglas Adams

"What's up?"

"I don't know," said Marvin, "I've never been there."

"Forty-two," said Deep Thought, with infinite majesty and calm.

"'''This must be Thursday," said Arthur to himself, sinking low over his beer, "I never could get the hang of Thursdays."