"I would like to say that it is a very great pleasure, honour and privilege for me to open this bridge, but I… — Douglas Adams
"I would like to say that it is a very great pleasure, honour and privilege for me to open this bridge, but I can't because my lying circuits are all out of commission."—Marvin
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