Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: “We… — Dick Gregory
Last time I was down South I walked into this restaurant, and this white waitress came up to me and said: “We don’t serve colored people here.” I said: “That’s all right, I don’t eat colored people. Bring me a whole fried chicken.”
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