"I'm just not happy, I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought… — Denis Leary
"I'm just not happy, I'm just not happy. I'm just not happy because my life didn't turn out the way I thought it would." Hey, join the fucking club! I thought I was going to be the starting center fielder for the Boston Red Sox. Life sucks, get a fucking helmet! Alright?
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