Walking down 8th Avenue, I fell in behind two muscled gym queens. When a car alarm went off, one of them… — David Sedaris
Walking down 8th Avenue, I fell in behind two muscled gym queens. When a car alarm went off, one of them turned to the other, saying, "That's the Puerto Rican national anthem."
"Really?" the other guy said. "That's actually their anthem?"
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