Someone stopped Mitch on the street last night and said, "I need another seventy-five cents so I can buy a… — David Sedaris
Someone stopped Mitch on the street last night and said, "I need another seventy-five cents so I can buy a cheeseburger. How about helping me?"
Mitch said, "Get it without the cheese," and continued walking.
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