Harry Rowohlt, the fellow who translated my book into German and is reading with me on my tour, told me that… — David Sedaris
Harry Rowohlt, the fellow who translated my book into German and is reading with me on my tour, told me that when someone on the bus or at a nearby table in a restaurant talks on a cell phone, he likes to lean over and shout, "Come back to bed, I'm freezing."
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