that's the beauty of an art school: as long as you can pay the tuition, they will never, even in the gentlest… — David Sedaris

My hands tend to be full enough dealing with people who hate me for who I am. Concentrate too hard on the millions of people who hate you for what you are and you're likely to turn into one of those unkempt, sloppy dressers who sag beneath the weight of the two hundred political buttons they wear pinned to their coats and knapsacks. I haven't got the slightest idea how to change people, but still I keep a long list of prospective candidates just in case I should ever figure it out.

Because I was lazy, I'd adopted the philosophy that things just happen.

'It is ironic that nudists are just about the last people you'd ever want to see naked.