No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer. — Dan Savage

My proof that homosexuality is not a choice? A question for my straight male readers: Is there anything I could do or say or write that would convince you to willingly, happily, eagerly, anxiously, deliriously, lustfully put my dick in your mouth and leave it there until I had an orgasm? I rest my case.

I wasn't going to argue with a German about the psychology of a forced march – not even a guiltless German.

Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all the drugs, whores, and booze you'll need to pass an eventful weekend.