Dan Savage

My proof that homosexuality is not a choice? A question for my straight male readers: Is there anything I could do or say or write that would convince you to willingly, happily, eagerly, anxiously, deliriously, lustfully put my dick in your mouth and leave it there until I had an orgasm? I rest my case.

I wasn't going to argue with a German about the psychology of a forced march – not even a guiltless German.

Take me to the driest county in the most conservative state, and in two hours this determined hedonist will find you all the drugs, whores, and booze you'll need to pass an eventful weekend.

No one has ever gone broke underestimating the insecurities of the gay and lesbian consumer.

Every American may have equal access to ice cream, but there's no guarantee that the outcome of eating ice cream will be equal.

Natural isn't something I get called a lot in Texas.

The right to life, liberty, and the pursuit of happiness means that each of us is free to go our own way, even if the ways some of us may choose to go seem sinful or shocking to our fellow citizens.

So while gun owners are always saying that owning guns is about defending freedom, the only freedom gun owners seem interested in defending with their guns is the freedom to defend their freedom to own guns.