Christopher G. Moore

Quotes

1. And once I shagged Regan on a platter of pork in front of Muslims.

2. 

   Oh to be young and in love (with 8 Chinese concubines).

3. 

   Sin is moist make a mental note.

4. 

   She's a bloody vision of loveliness.

5. 

   Your mother eats fungus from the feet of lepers.

6. 

   Said I, in perfect fucking French.

7. 

   Pocket: Do you know that there's no fool piece on the chessboard, Kent?

   Kent: Methinks the fool is the player, the mind above the moves.

   Pocket: Well, that's a scratchy spot of cat wank. But bloody well said.

8. 

   The Ghost: I'm sorry to haunt you while you're rogering the help.

   Pocket: The rogering has not commenced, wisp. I have barely bridled the horse for a moist and bawdy ride. Now, go away!

9. 

   Moses should have said "Let my people go. Please."

10. 

    Heinous fuckery most foul!

11. 

    If you have come to these pages for laughter, may you find it.

    If you are here to be offended, may your ire rise and your blood boil.

    If you seek an adventure, may this song sing you away to blissful escape.

    If you need to test or confirm your beliefs, may you reach comfortable conclusions.

    All books reveal perfection, by what they are or what they are not.

    May you find that which you seek, in these pages or outside them.

    May you find perfection, and know it by name.

12. 

    Fornication with your daughters thats like a double dog sin.