Learning the Queen’s English is like scrubbing off the bright red varnish from your toenails, the morning… — Chris Cleave

Learning the Queen’s English is like scrubbing off the bright red varnish from your toenails, the morning after a dance. It takes a long time and there is always a little bit left at the end, a stain of red along the growing edges to remind you of the good time you had.”

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