We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls. — Bill Bryson

I don't care how paranoid and irrational this makes me sound, but I know for a fact that the people of Paris want me dead.

Bryson. You’ve got three kinds of chromosomes: X, Y and fuck-head. - Katz

The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience.