Bryson. You’ve got three kinds of chromosomes: X, Y and fuck-head. - Katz — Bill Bryson

I don't care how paranoid and irrational this makes me sound, but I know for a fact that the people of Paris want me dead.

We used to build civilizations. Now we build shopping malls.

The best that can be said for Norwegian television is that it gives you the sensation of a coma without the worry and inconvenience.