And there I go jumping before the gunshot has gone off, Slap me with the splintered ruler. And it would knock… — Alanis Morissette

There's an obvious attraction

To the path of least resistance in your life

Well there's an obvious aversion no amount of my insistence

Could make you try tonight 'Cause it's easy not to

So much easier not to

And what goes around never comes around to you

To you, to you, to you, to you, to you.

A traffic jam when you're already late,

A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife.And isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

A little too ironic,

And yeah, I really do think.

Sometimes is never quite enough

If you're flawless, then you'll win my love.

Don't forget to win first place.

Don't forget to keep that smile on your face.