A traffic jam when you're already late, A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break. It's like ten thousand… — Alanis Morissette

A traffic jam when you're already late,

A "No Smoking" sign on your cigarette break.

It's like ten thousand spoons when all you need is a knife.

It's meeting the man of my dreams

And then meeting his beautiful wife.And isn't it ironic?

Don't you think?

A little too ironic,

And yeah, I really do think.

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