# Quote — Woody Allen, Without Feathers

> What if everything is an illusion and nothing exists? In that case, I definitely overpaid for my carpet.

- Author: [Woody Allen](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen.md)
- Book: [Without Feathers](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/without-feathers.md)
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Woody_Allen#Without_Feathers_(1975)) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/without-feathers/what-if-everything

## More from this book

> As the poet said, "Only God can make a tree"— probably because it's so hard to figure out how to get the bark on.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/without-feathers/as-the-poet.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)

> A fine example of a demonstration was the Boston Tea Party, where outraged Americans disguised as Indians dumped British tea into the harbor. Later, Indians disguised as outraged Americans dumped actual British into the harbor. Following that, the British disguised as tea, dumped each other into the harbor. Finally, German mercenaries clad only in costumes from The Trojan Women leapt into the harbor for no apparent reason.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/without-feathers/a-fine-example.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)

> Viscous and Sons had announced publication of The Annotated Poems of Sean O'Shawn, the great Irish poet, considered by many to be the most incomprehensible and hence the finest poet of his time. Abounding in highly personal references, an understanding of O'Shawn's work requires an intimate knowledge of his life, which, according to scholars, not even he had.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/without-feathers/viscous-and-sons.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [poetry](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/poetry.md)