# Quote — Woody Allen, Getting Even

> I don't believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.

- Author: [Woody Allen](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen.md)
- Book: [Getting Even](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/getting-even.md)
- Source: [Wikiquote](https://en.wikiquote.org/wiki/Woody_Allen#Getting_Even_(1971)) ([CC BY-SA 4.0](https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by-sa/4.0/))
- Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)
- Quote page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/getting-even/i-dont-believe

## More from this book

> "I do not believe in God," I told him. "For if there is a God, then tell me, Uncle, why is there poverty and baldness? Why do some men go through life immune to a thousand mortal enemies of the race, while others get a migraine that lasts for weeks? Why are our days numbered and not, say, lettered?"

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/getting-even/i-do-not.md)

Topics: [faith](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/faith.md), [god](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/god.md)

> Rabbi Raditz of Poland was a very short rabbi with a long beard, who was said to have inspired many pogroms with his sense of humor. One of his disciples asked, "Who did God like better, Moses or Abraham?"
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> "Abraham," the Zaddik said.
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> "But Moses led the Israelites to the Promised Land," said the disciple.
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> "All right, so Moses," the Zaddik answered.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/getting-even/rabbi-raditz-of-poland.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)

> Rabbi Zwi Chaim Yisroel, an Orthodox scholar of the Torah and a man who developed whining to an art unheard of in the West, was unanimously hailed as the wisest man of the Renaissance by his fellow-Hebrews, who totalled a sixteenth of one per cent of the population. Once, while he was on his way to synagogue to celebrate the sacred Jewish holiday commemorating God's reneging on every promise, a woman stopped him and asking the following question:
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> "Rabbi, why are we not allowed to eat pork?"
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> "We're not?" the Rev said incredulously. "Uh-oh."

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/woody-allen/getting-even/rabbi-zwi-chaim.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [religion](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/religion.md)