“Well, old boy, the world is in a bit of a jam. Seems aliens as a whole are just a step below taxes on the… — Wesley Chu

“I don’t know how many ways I can say no before it sinks into his concrete head.”

The rich rarely accept “no” as an answer.

I tried to warn you about her.

“You’re not helping.”

But nope, teenage humans. The worst, most ill-conceived creatures in the universe.

“Other than turkeys, right?”

Yes, nothing beats those morons.

He was also designated the tactical lead during this operation, simply because everyone else had an accent, which would give them away in a heartbeat. Well, everyone except for Chase, who was from Dallas, but that guy couldn’t lead children to an ice cream truck, let alone a last-minute multi-faceted ambush.