Quotes about taxes

Death and taxes and childbirth! There's never any convenient time for any of them!

Taxes are not levied for the benefit of the taxed.

Be wary of strong drink. It can make you shoot at tax collectors — and miss.

We may eliminate death someday but I doubt if we’ll ever eliminate taxes.

First, what is it you want us to pay taxes for? Tell me what I get and perhaps I'll buy it.

A democratic government is the only one in which those who vote for a tax can escape the obligation to pay it.