Quotes about humor

But O, oblige me by taking away that knife. I can't look at the point of it. It reminds me of Roman history.

At the same time he inwardly chuckled over his repartee to the blood and ouns champion about his God being a jew. People could put up with being bitten by a wolf but what properly riled them up was a bite from a sheep.

Come forth Lazarus! And he came fifth and lost the job.

Monsieur de la Palisse, Stephen sneered, was alive fifteen minutes before his death.

You know Manningham's story of the burgher's wife who bade Dick Burbage to her bed after she had seen him in Richard III and how Shakespeare, overhearing, without more ado about nothing, took the cow by the horns and, when Burbage came knocking at the gate, answered from the capon's blankets: William the conqueror came before Richard III.

There is one thing about Fiddlers Three, though, that held my attention all through the evening: Try as I might I could only discern two fiddlers. p. 42

And you remember, Rabbi Wise has declared, in a heated moment, that our plays seem to be written for the hosiery buyers. If Dr. Wise had only witnessed our new summer reviews, he doubtless would have amended his statement to “read by the hosiery buyers.” p.89

Sinbad is produced in accordance with the fine old Shubert precept that nothing succeeds like undress. p. 6

So seeing that there is nothing further to say, I shall go right on talking about The Circle, thus proving that I am a born reviewer of plays. p. 256

Brennan was an optimist. He didn’t expect to be caught.

If you arrive late, you won't know what anything is about, and if you are there all the way from the beginning, you won't care. p. 277

Mr. Hodge plays with his accustomed ease, even carrying the thing so far as to repeat many of his lines with his eyes shut; and in a pretty spirit of reciprocity, many members of the audience sit through the play with their eyes shut. p. 175