In a long life, reflected the Flying Dutchman, I have come across many bloody silly ideas, but two of them… — Tom Holt

In a long life, reflected the Flying Dutchman, I have come across many bloody silly ideas, but two of them are in a class of their own for pure untainted idiocy. One was the Court of King Ludwig of Bavaria, and the other is the privatised British telephone service.

A long way away, definitely in another continent and quite probably in another dimension, a little voice ask him to repeat the name.

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