It was impossible to get a decent meal, or even snack, anywhere, burned flapjacks and vulcanized steaks being… — Thomas Pynchon

It was impossible to get a decent meal, or even snack, anywhere, burned flapjacks and vulcanized steaks being as appetizing as things got. It also quickly became evident — horribly evident — that no one in the city knew how to make coffee, as if there were some sort of stultified consensus, or even city ordinance, about never waking up.

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