She heard Nanny say: "Beats me why they're always putting invisible runes on their doors. I mean, you pays… — Terry Pratchett

She heard Nanny say: "Beats me why they're always putting invisible runes on their doors. I mean, you pays some wizard to put invisible runes on your door, and how do you know you've got value for money?"

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