"Listen, happy endings is fine if they turn out happy," said Granny, glaring at the sky. "But you can't make… — Terry Pratchett
"Listen, happy endings is fine if they turn out happy," said Granny, glaring at the sky. "But you can't make 'em for other people. Like the only way you could make a happy marriage is by cuttin' their heads off as soon as they say ‘I do', yes? You can't make happiness..."
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