"If you're going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a… — Terry Pratchett
"If you're going to suggest I try dropping twenty feet down a pitch dark tower in the hope of hitting a couple of greasy little steps which might not even still be there, you can forget it," said Rincewind sharply.
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