'What would Deftmenes be if we went around obeying orders all the time?' 'They might be ruling the Carpet,'… — Terry Pratchett
'What would Deftmenes be if we went around obeying orders all the time?'
'They might be ruling the Carpet,' said Pismire.
'Ha!' said Brocando, 'but the trouble about obeying orders is, it becomes a habit. And then everything depends on who's giving the orders.'
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