"Huh! Priests!" said Mr. Shoe. "They're all the same. Always telling you that you're going to live again… — Terry Pratchett

"Huh! Priests!" said Mr. Shoe. "They're all the same. Always telling you that you're going to live again after you're dead, but you just try it and see the look on their faces!" (p. 131)

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