"I've—we've got a special on Cutwell's Shield of Passion ointment," said the face, and winked in a startling… — Terry Pratchett

"I've—we've got a special on Cutwell's Shield of Passion ointment," said the face, and winked in a startling fashion. "Provides your wild oats while guaranteeing a crop failure, if you know what I mean."

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