He had the kind of real deep tan that rich people spend ages trying to achieve with expensive holidays and… — Terry Pratchett
He had the kind of real deep tan that rich people spend ages trying to achieve with expensive holidays and bits of tinfoil, when really all you need to do to obtain one is work your arse off in the open air every day.
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