If you think this is funny, wait 'till you get into combat. You'll think that's hysterical! — Steven Pressfield

Do you love your country? [...] This man, with his life, has preserved it. Bear him with honor.

I believe him, Dienekes. He's so fucking stupid, this is just the way he would skrew it up.

This aspis was my father's and his father's before him. I have sworn before God to die before another man took this from my hand. He crossed to the ranks of Thespians, to a man, an obscure warrior among them. Into the fellow's grasp he placed the shield.