I have too much free time. Free time makes people think; thinking makes people morbidly self-absorbed; and… — Steve Toltz

I have too much free time. Free time makes people think; thinking makes people morbidly self-absorbed; and unless you are watertight and flawless, excessive self-absorption leads to depression. That's why depression is the number-two disease in the world, behind Internet porn eyestrain.

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