In the land of the unarmed, the man with a rock was king. — Steve Perry

Rich people seldom run amok; They hire somebody to do that for them.

“One who searches for the definition ‘devious’ can find it listed under ‘human.’”

“Why would he do that?”

“Because he is insane, a fool, a man so devious they will have to guard his corpse after he dies, or he’ll steal it himself!”