I don't want long hair, I don't want short hair, I don't want hair at all, and I don't want to be a girl or a… — Sherman Alexie
I don't want long hair, I don't want short hair, I don't want hair at all, and I don't want to be a girl or a boy, I want to be a yellow-orange leaf some little kid picks up and pastes in his scrapbook.
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