Robert Sheckley

Quotes

1. A little prescience goes a long way, especially in a galaxy as disorganized as this one.

   p. 34

2. 

   “Well, no sense crying over unspilt blood,” the Prize Clerk said. “If we took full account of our eventualities, we’d soon run out of eventualities for us to take full account of.”

   p. 23

3. 

   This planet’s secret menace was—freedom!

   p. 44

4. 

   Carmody’s jaw stiffened and he withdrew his hand. He had been pushed around long enough. Now, for the sake of his own self-esteem, he would not yield any more.

   p. 31

5. 

   “Your predator is close behind you and will infallibly be your death.”

   “I don’t doubt it,” Carmody said, in a moment of strange calm.” But in terms of long-range planning, I never did expect to get out of this Universe alive.”

   “That is meaningless,” the Prize said. “The fact is, you have lost everything.”

   “I don’t agree,” Carmody said. “Permit me to point out that I am presently still alive.”

   “Agreed. But only for the moment.”

   “I have always been alive only for the moment,” Carmody said. “I could never count on more. It was my error to expect more. That holds true, I believe, for all of my possible and potential circumstances.”

   “Then what do you hope to achieve with your moment?”

   “Nothing,” Carmody said. “Everything.”

   “I don’t understand you any longer,” the Prize said. “Something about you has changed, Carmody. What is it?”

   “A minor thing,” Carmody told him. “I have simply given up a longevity which I never possessed anyhow. I have turned away from the con game which the Gods run in their heavenly sideshow. I no longer care under which shell the pea of immortality might be found. I don’t need it. I have my moment, which is quite enough.”

   “Saint Carmody,” the Prize said, in tones of deepest sarcasm. “No more than a shadow’s breadth separates you and death! What will you do now with your pitiable moment?”

   “I shall continue to live it,” Carmody said. “That is what moments are for.”

   p. 189

6. 

   “Earth, Earth,” the short, alien Carmody mused. “I think I remember the name now. There was a recent study of isolated worlds and the peculiarities of their development. Earth was mentioned as a planet covered with an obsessively overproductive species. Object manipulation is their outstanding modality. Their project is an attempt to live in their own, ever-accumulating waste products. In short, Earth is diseased place. I believe it is being phased out of the Galactic Master Plan on the basis of chronic cosmic incompatibility. The place will then be rehabilitated and turned into a refuge for daffodils.”

   p. 29

7. 

   He shared the common human hallmark: he was simultaneously predictable and unfathomable—a routine miracle.

   p. 14

8. 

   “Machines!” the Clerk said scornfully. “We have many of them, some exquisitely complex. But event the best of them are much like idiot savants. They do adequately on tedious straightforward tasks like building stars or destroying planets. But give them something tough, like solacing a widow, and they simply go to pieces. Would you believe it, the largest computer in our section can landscape an entire planet; but it cannot fry an egg or carry a tune, and it knows less about ethics than a newborn wolf cub. Would you want something like that to run your life?”

   “Of course not,” Carmody said. “But couldn’t someone build a machine with creativity and judgment?”

   “Someone has,” the Clerk said. “It has been designed to learn from experience, which means that it must make errors in order to arrive at truths. It comes in many shapes and sizes, most of them quite portable. Its flaws are readily apparent, but seem to exist as necessary counterweights to it virtues. No one has yet improved on the basic design, though many have tried. This ingenious device is called ‘intelligent life.’”

   p. 25

9. 

   All very unreasonable, but Arthur Gammet was beginning to suspect that most wizards were unreasonable people.

   p. 112

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