Away at college, my older daughter reported that after she and her roommate had looked around the empty dorm… — Robert A. Monroe

Away at college, my older daughter reported that after she and her roommate had looked around the empty dorm room one night, she said, "Daddy, if you're here, I think you better go now. We want to get undressed for bed." Actually, I was two hundred miles away at the time, both physically and otherwise.

Source: Wikiquote · CC BY-SA 4.0