A prude is a person who thinks that his own rules of propriety are natural laws. You are almost entirely free… — Robert A. Heinlein

"The golden sunshine of Italy congealed into tears. Here's to the alcoholic brotherhood... much more suited to the frail human soul, if any, than any other sort."

Kiss girls all you want to — it beats the hell out of card games.

Who said I was wise? I'm a professional bad example. You can learn a lot by watching me. Or listening to me. Either one.