Junior faculty members used to come up to me and say. "Wow, you got tenure early; what's your secret?" I… — Randy Pausch

Junior faculty members used to come up to me and say. "Wow, you got tenure early; what's your secret?" I said, "It's pretty simple, call me any Friday night in my office at 10 o'clock and I'll tell you."

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