They were down on Kentron-Kosmon, an insignificant world. And yet, in the middle of Space-Port there (a cow… — R. A. Lafferty

They were down on Kentron-Kosmon, an insignificant world. And yet, in the middle of Space-Port there (a cow pasture rather; it wasn't much of a spaceport) there was a nice plaque of electrum and on it was lettered: This is the Exact Center of the Universe.

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