The Dong button was just that, a big green button with the word Dong engraved on it. You pushed it, and it… — R. A. Lafferty

The Dong button was just that, a big green button with the word Dong engraved on it. You pushed it, and it went dong. Well, that was almost too simple. Should there not be a deeper reason for it? And the small instruction plate over it didn’t add much. It read: “Wrong prong, bong gong.”

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