# Quote — Philip Roth, Portnoy's Complaint

> I am thirteen. At long last, not a cored apple. Not an empty milk bottle greased with vaseline, but a girl in a slip, with two tits and a cunt — and a mustache, but who am I to be picky.

- Author: [Philip Roth](https://www.leafyquotes.com/philip-roth.md)
- Book: [Portnoy's Complaint](https://www.leafyquotes.com/philip-roth/portnoys-complaint.md)
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## More from this book

> ...and then this amazing creature — to whom no one has ever said "Shah!" or "I only hope your children will do the same to you someday!"

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> Dreams? If only they had been! But I don't need dreams, Doctor, that's why I hardly have them — because I have this life instead. With me it all happens in broad daylight!

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> I can lie about my name, I can lie about my school, but how am I going to lie about this fucking nose? "You seem like a very nice person Mr. Porte-Noir, but why do you go around covering the middle of your face like that?" Because suddenly it has taken off, the middle of my face! Because gone is the button of my childhood years, that pretty little thing that people used to look at in my carriage, and lo and behold, the middle of my face has begun to reach out towards God. Porte-Noir and Parsons my ass, kid, you have got J-E-W written right across the middle of your face.

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