# The Clicking of Cuthbert

- Author: [P.G. Wodehouse](https://www.leafyquotes.com/pg-wodehouse.md)
- Quotes: 6
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/pg-wodehouse/the-clicking-of-cuthbert

## Quotes

> [Millionaire-financier Vincent Jopp said:] "Go out and buy me a set of clubs, a red jacket, a cloth cap, a pair of spiked shoes, and a ball."
>
> --"One ball?"
>
> "Certainly. What need is there of more?"
>
> --"It sometimes happens," I explained, "that a player who is learning the game fails to hit the ball straight, and then he often loses it in the rough at the side of the fairway."
>
> "Absurd!" said Vincent Jopp. "If I set out to drive my ball straight, I shall drive it straight."

> ... Vladimir Brusiloff proceeded to sum up. "No novelists any good except me. Sovietski--yah! Nastikoff--bah! I spit me of zem all. No novelists anywhere any good except me. P. G. Wodehouse and Tolstoi not bad. Not good, but not bad. No novelists any good except me."

> "What I want to know is what a fellow does when he plays golf. Tell me in as few words as you can just what it's all about."
>
> --"You hit a ball with a stick until it falls into a hole."

> Love has had a lot of press-agenting from the oldest times; but there are higher, nobler things than love.

> ... "someone tried to assasinate Lenin with a revolver. That is our (Russia's) great national sport, you see."

> He was not a man who prattled readily, especially in a foreign tongue. He gave the impression that each word was excavated from his interior by some up-to-date process of mining.