Jeeves and the Feudal Spirit

Quotes

1. I agreed the situation was sticky. Indeed, offhand it was difficult to see how it could have been more glutinous.

2. 

   And as he, too, seemed disinclined for chit-chat, we stood for some moments like a couple of Trappist monks who have run into each other at the dog races.

3. 

   Before my eyes he wilted like a wet sock.

4. 

   Oh, Bertie, if I ever called you a brainless poop who ought to be given a scholarship at some lunatic asylum, I take back the words.

5. 

   As plainly as if it had been the top line on the oculist’s chart I could see what the future held for Bertram.

6. 

   I don't know if you have ever seen a tiger of the jungle drawing a deep breath preparatory to doing a swan dive and landing with both the feet on the backbone of one of the minor fauna. Probably not, nor, as a matter of fact, have I.

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