Neither conservatives nor humorists believe man is good. But left-wingers do. — P. J. O'Rourke

To really enjoy drugs you've got to want to get out of where you are. But there are some wheres that are harder to get out of than others. This is the drug-taking problem for adults. Teenage weltschmerz is easy to escape. But what drug will get a grown-up out of, for instance, debt?

These were people who believed everything about the Soviet Union was perfect, but they were bringing their own toilet paper.

Jewishness cropped up and has never successfully been put down since.