# The Adventures of Sally

- Author: [P. G. Wodehouse](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse.md)
- Quotes: 7
- Book page: https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally
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## Quotes

> Boyhood, like measles, is one of those complaints which a man should catch young and have done with, for when it comes in middle life it is apt to be serious.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally/boyhood-like-measles.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [youth](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/youth.md)

> The fascination of shooting as a sport depends almost wholly on whether you are at the right or wrong end of the gun.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally/the-fascination-of-shooting.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md)

> Has anybody ever seen a drama critic in the daytime? Of course not. They come out after dark, up to no good.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally/has-anybody-ever.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [criticism](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/criticism.md)

> He trusted neither of them as far as he could spit, and he was a poor spitter, lacking both distance and control.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally/he-trusted-neither.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [trust](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/trust.md)

> At the age of eleven or thereabouts women acquire a poise and an ability to handle difficult situations which a man, if he is lucky, manages to achieve somewhere in the later seventies.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally/at-the-age.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [women](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/women.md)

> And she's got brains enough for two, which is the exact quantity the girl who marries you will need.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally/and-shes-got.md)

Topics: [humor](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/humor.md), [marriage](https://www.leafyquotes.com/topics/marriage.md)

> A man's subconscious self is not the ideal companion. It lurks for the greater part of his life in some dark den of its own, hidden away, and emerges only to taunt and deride and increase the misery of a miserable hour.

[Quote page](https://www.leafyquotes.com/p-g-wodehouse/the-adventures-of-sally/a-mans-subconscious.md)